My Boston Food Recap

As I’m sitting here on the airplane, heading back to Seattle, thinking about my food experiences in Boston, I am a little bummed. I definitely didn’t come up with the content that I had envisioned when I found out I would be making this trip. I mean I only got to cross one restaurant off my Boston list in three days. ONE. And only two total food reviews? C’mon! If’ I’m reading my blog, I’m kinda disappointed in me.


In a city that has so many great restaurants, how is it possible that a blossoming food blogger’s restaurant hit list looks like this:

- Clio Restaurant
- J.P. Licks
- Hotel Breakfast Buffet
- Hotel Lunch Buffet
- Dinner Buffet
- Dick’s Last Resort
- Airport Pub
- Dunkin Donuts

Such a promising start that quickly got sidetracked. Yes, I was actually in Andover (about 25 miles north of Boston) at a work training that lasted for 9 hours a day, but that’s a terrible excuse. And there is no excuse for getting talked into going to Dick’s Last Resort (no offense meant to the fine folk at Dick’s, but really?)

So, for those of you that were expecting to read about all these different restaurants, and use my reviews to prepare for your next trip to Boston (I know there has to be one of you out there), I’m sorry. I didn’t really help you. But, I will avenge myself. I will be heading back to Andover in September, and I’m going with a plan and a focus. I will do a lobster roll comparison, trying to find the best in the area. I will make sure I find a restaurant near Fenway Park prior to a Boston game. I will surely not get talked into going to Dick’s, Hard Rock Café, or anything along those lines. Yes, it’s a sacrifice, but it’s something that I will do for you, my readers!

In the meantime, now that I’m heading back to Seattle, I will be able to switch gears and refocus on cooking.

Deck on Dunkin Donuts and Deck on Dick’s Last Resort – Mini Boston Restaurant Reviews

So the last two places that I ate at during my trip to Boston were Dick’s Last Resort and Dunkin Donuts. I’m actually a little disappointed in myself…

Deck on Dick’s Last Resort

When the entire premise of the restaurant is to be abused by the wait staff, the expectations going in are pretty low. To miss, well, that’s just inexcusable. Not only was the food not anything to write about (I’ve had better ribs at McDonald’s and better wings out of the freezer), but the staff couldn’t even live up to the name. Really, if I’m not going to get good food, at least give me the ambiance that I’m expecting. The only thing that made everything palatable was the ever –reliable Sam Adams Lager and getting to know my new colleagues.

Final Verdict: 1 Star (and that’s only because they served Sam Adams)

Deck on Dunkin’ Donuts

Alright, so on the last day of the trip, I had to go to Dunkin’ Donuts (when in Rome…) I keep hearing about how the coffee is great and the donuts are amazing. I saddled up and ordered a Large Black coffee and a Boston Crème donut. Seemed about right. I opened the coffee, added a couple Splenda like I always do with any coffee, took a sip, and…..damn… I felt like Dunkin’ Donuts forgot to put coffee in the coffee. I’ve had instant coffee that had more kick (though sadly it’s the best cup of coffee I’ve had today…Starbucks, save me!!). So, I moved on to the donut, and took a bite. Then another. It wasn’t until the third bite that I actually got some crème (and I don’t take dainty little bites). I have seriously reduced my “sweets” in take as I’m trying to get in shape for my wedding. So, when I splurge, I want to be rewarded, not disappointed. Needless to say, I don’t think I’ll be heading back any time soon.

Final Verdict: 1 Star

Deck on Clio Restaurant - Boston Restaurant Review

Ed. Note:  I've introduced a new rating scale from 1 to 5 stars.  Final Verdict is listed at the bottom.

Traveling east for work is always an all day affair.  Usually I'll leave around 10 or 11 in the morning and by the time I get to my East Coast destination, it's 10 or 11 o'clock at night.  This means I'm grabbing dinner at a fast food joint, or something that's open 24 hours.  Not usually the high quality, healthy meal that I'm looking for.  But this time, I decided to sacrifice some sleep and make sure I got to Boston in enough time to get dinner.  And since I was in Boston, it was time to check Clio off my list of restaurants that I wanted to visit.

I became aware of Clio when I saw chef Ken Oringer on Iron Chef America.  I don't remember exactly what he cooked or who he battled against (I suppose I could look it up), but I do remember being impressed enough that I wanted to check out one of his 3 restaurants.  Clio happened to be the closest to Logan Airport and I-93 North, so I decided to go there.  It is located in Back Bay, close to where Massachusetts Avenue and Newbury Street come together.  After a day of airport food, I was definitely looking forward to a good meal.

After walking through the neighborhood for a little bit, I decided to head to dinner a little early.  I walked in just after 5:30, and was the only person in the place.  I was a little surprised because looking at it from the outside I thought it would be dark, but it was actually open, bright and airy.  To the left was the Clio dining room, and to the right the Uni Sashimi Bar/Lounge.  I went to the Clio bar and ordered a Sankaty Light Lager.  After taking a sip, I started looking through the menu.  There was an option of a 3-course market menu, a bar menu and the regular dinner menu.  I considered the market menu, but in the end decided I'd rather have something of the dinner menu.  I narrowed it down to the Black Licorice Roasted Muscovy Duck and Confit, and the Sweet Butter Basted Maine Lobster.  I asked the bartender which she preferred, and she send the Lobster was considered a signature dish, and the duck was very good as well, but would take 35 minutes.  Knowing I still had a drive to Andover and a night of work ahead of me, I went with the lobster.  Additionally I decided to order some oysters as an appetizer.

The bartender laid out a nice dinner set-up for me at the bar which was a first, and nice.  I then got a dinner roll while waiting for my appetizers.  The roll was good, though nothing special.  When the oysters came, I dove in.  They had a yuzu based sauce that gave them a unique flavor.  The oyster was good, nice and tender.  I put the three of them away pretty quickly.  Then came the lobster dinner.  I was excited to dive in, my journalistic focus briefly forgotten (hence the picture of a partially eaten lobster dish).  When I took a bite, the lobster was good, though nothing spectacular.  I was expecting more of a butter flavor, and a little more tenderness in the lobster.  On the other hand, the sea urchin emulsion was very good.  Rich, flavorful, something unique that I had not tasted before.  I think had it been paired with something sweet like Dungeness crab, it was have been excellent.  There was also a small bit of shaved wild asparagus that went with it.

When I finished, I took a quick glance at the dessert menu, and decided against it.  During my walk I had seen a JP Licks that was having $1.00 scoop night, and I figured I would head over there (I will be doing a short post about this one...it deserves its own post).  I paid the bill and headed out.  I wasn't disappointed when I left, but I definitely felt underwhelmed.  There wasn't anything that really stood out to me.  The oysters were good, but I've had better in Seattle.  The lobster was ok, but I think I would have preferred crab in that preparation.  The quantity of food was pretty small, and the prices were pretty high.  All entrees were between $30-$40, the lobster being in the middle of the road.  Maybe my pallete is not completely up to par.  Maybe I didn't order the right thing, or hyped it too much in my mind.  Or maybe I haven't readjusted my expectations for these types of restaurants, but for $66, and I expected much more.

I am not going to say it was a bad experience, but the highlight was the beer and the sauce.  And the big question, will I go back?  Given the sheer number of restaurants just in that area, probably not.  And, I don't think I'm going to take in the other two Ken Oringer restaurants.  Now, don't get me wrong, Ken Oringer is a James Beard Award winning chef and they don't just give those out to anyone.  But, with so many other options in Boston, and across the country, I was hoping to be wowed Bobby Flay or Tom Colicchio style, and I just wasn't. 

Final Verdict:  2.5 Stars.